Things You’ve Always Wanted To Do In Southend… But Won’t. Ria April 28, 2014 Adventure Island, Landmarks & Attractions, Seaside, Southend, Southend Pier, Theatres If you’re like me (and everyone else I’ve asked while trying to compile this list) you’ve often said to yourself or your friends, “Oh yeah, totally! I’m totally gonna just do that one day”. We know we won’t. But it’s fun to imagine. So I put this to some peeps: If you were invincible, there was no risk of public humiliation or being arrested by Southend police, and money wasn’t an issue…. what would YOU do in Southend? 1) Jump off the end of the pier. 2) Jump off the end of the pier naked. 3) Cross over to Kent in a rubber dinghy. 4) Run through the Crooked House at Adventure Island totally wasted. 5) Take kite surfing lessons. 6) Organise an illegal rave at the Old Empire Theatre. 7) Give Penny Picker Steve a £50 note – just to see what he’d do with it. 8) Slide down Hadleigh Castle hill on a sled. 9) Push your friend into the pond at Southchurch Park. 10) Be in a Southend music video. 11) Free run and climb along the rooftops on Southend high street, Mirror’s Edge parkour style. 12) Skinny dip in the sea. 13) Ride a rollercoaster naked at Adventure Island. 14) Run down the high street naked. 15) In fact, just do everything on the TripAdvisor’s list of things to do in Southend butt naked. 16) Throw a huge Full Moon Party on Southend beach in the hot Summer. So question is…. Have you ever done anything on this list? Is there anything else that you would totally do in Southend… but won’t? Leave a comment below and it’ll get added to our list!